Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Senioritis...Does it continue on to college?


SENIORITIS! We've all heard of it, and we've all discovered that we are too lazy to find a cure for it, but the question remains, does senioritis stop at graduation? Are we cured of senioritis when we step onto that stage and recieve that long awaited diploma? Or are we plagued with the shadow of laziness even as we start our $40,000 college year?All graduating seniors know the feeling, the joy of knowing that you're accepted into college, and how frankly the rest of the year homework and studying is optional. But the question still remains...when will we be cured?
Definiton:
SENIORITIS
noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.1

Why didn't study for your math test Kuhns?

Oh, who studies for a math test anyways. I got senioritis.


So a fore warning to all those new seniors, beware senioritis, for it will surely hit hopeful later rather than sooner in your young senior year.



1. urbandictionary.com