Food Nazis

We consider Nazis as the loyal subjects of Adolf Hitler and his persecution of Jews, however, now there are a new breed of nazis...the food nazis. These Food Nazis first appeared at a Hillhouse invitational in New Haven, which I have to say has impecable indoor track facilities. When we first encountered these food nazis, they wore noticeably yellow jackets, therefore allowing us amble time to hide our food as they approached closer. However, ever since last year these Food Nazis have gotten smarter and more cunning and are now incognito/camouflaged. Ever since then we have had countless of incidents with these food nazis:

Incident One: Last year...
Sherry having a profound love for puppy chow bought a Sam's Club sized bag of Chex Mix (if you don't know what a Sam's Club sized bag means, it just is teh regular bag of chex mix times 3, quite huge). Now Sherry after running all of her necessary races takes out this huge bag and starts snacking on these delicious Chex Mix. Here is then what happened:
Food Nazi walks up to Sherry in the mezzanine bleachers and spots Sherry with her bag of chex mix. Walks over towards her...
Food Nazi: Can I have that?
Sherry grabs a handful and turns to give him it.
Food Nazi: No...all of it.
Sherry: No, you can't have all of it...
Sherry then hugs the chex bag tightly.
Food Nazi then prys the bag out of her hands, and then throws it in the garbage.
Sherry then goes into a Chex Mix withdrawl and sad/depressed/angry that the food nazi stole her food.


Incident Two:Last Year...
Katie is sitting on the bleachers, eating a package of peanut butter crackers for a good half hour. She then offers me a cracker, and puts the rest away, I twist off the top to save the last peanut buttery goodness for last. Food nazi dressed in black walks up and makes his way up to the bleachers without my knowing. He then stops right in front of me, sticks out his hand, glares at me, then sadly I put my half eaten cracker in the palm of his hand.

Incident Three: This afternoon...
Food nazi dressed in white, petit young woman, weaves her way in and out through the bleachers, snatching gatorade, which are innocently sitting around, and chucks them in the garbage. She then progresses to go through each area of the bleachers, and through the different teams and systematically collects all things edible until she is holding a big load of food. Then she throws everything out.

Who would have thought that nazis still exist in the guise of food snatchers, have they no mercy for the several track and field participants who just want a little snack to provide them for fruitful energy for their next event. I now conclude that food nazis are the next evil, and that all should beware, because there's a possibility that they could be coming to your town.